Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Poop Can Fly

During our beautiful walk...
I pooped...
kicked it in the air...
it landed on mom's leg
and shorts...
on my feets and back...
then I got water-boarded at home.
Lily (& Edward)


42 comments:

  1. that's not easy to decorate your leg, your mommas leg and her shorts with one kick... that's probably that what the people call po(o)p art :o)
    easy rider

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  2. That's a pretty good trick, Lily - do you think you can do an instant replay for us?

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  3. Wow, that's an impressive poop kick you've got there Lily!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. Lily! A once in a lifetime experience! You go, girl!!

    -Ruby

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  5. MOL MOL MOL MOM HAS FALLEN AND SHE CANNOT GET UP THIS IS HILARIOUS!!
    OF LILY YOU MY FRIEND DESERVE AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR THIS AND YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER A PURPLE HEART.
    WE AGREE WITH RUBY A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME EVENT!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  6. Wow! Whut a cool trick yu can do there!

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  7. PS I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE POOP HITS THE FAN TOO!
    MOL MOL I CRACK MYSELF UP
    MADI

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  8. Funny how dog bodily functions have a mind of their own.

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  9. Bwa ha ha! Sampson kicked it once and it landed on my toe!

    I'm sorry you got water boarded.

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  10. Oh Lily! Way to go girl!!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  11. Oh my....flying poop! That's quite the magic trick, Miss Lily!

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  12. We're impressed...nothing like being a good poop tosser!!

    (((hugs))) your friends

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  13. Ewwwww, but my two would be so impressed at your stunt.

    sumskersandearlskers13.blogspot.com

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  14. BOL!!! OMD, Ma had an Irish Terrier that used to do that! She knew never to gets too close until she was done 'kicking'! Never had it land on her leggies before...just her hair!!!! hehehehehe tell your Moms to consider herself lucky! ☺
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  15. Did your mom get water-boarded in the sink, too?
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  16. Oh dear Lily...that's...BOL...some interesting new trick you've got there! I might just stand a ways away and to the side myself when you go to show it off, though! BOL

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  17. that was quite some aerobatic moves you had

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  18. WE have always heard that saying KICK BACKS are a MOM or somethingy like that... Anyway.... we guess that you proved it RIGHT...
    BUTT there was no reason to WaterBoard you fur it... WE were actually IMPRESSED, Lily.

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  19. Uh oh! I bet that kind of put a damper on the mood for the rest of the walk, huh?

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  20. Yeah, well you didn't deserve the water torture but I suppose you needed it...
    Once Dad was walking our Frenchie nonsense past a very crowded bus-stop - our Frenchie did a number two, against Dad's wishes - and then started frantically kicking his rear legs and it shot up in the air!!!! Dad was horrified. A piece landed on the lid of the rubbish bin right in front of the bus-stop. You can't make this stuff up.

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  21. Poopies happen.....BOL!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  22. I'm sure it was an accident, right? Love Dolly Pees: Check out Target just saw the cutest French Bulldog bookends!

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  23. BOL nice job!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  24. Wait, we thought it was "when pigs fly" butt now poop flies too?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  25. Now that's what we call signing with a flourish. You flourished all over the place.

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  26. BOL! I've (Wally) done that before...dada was NOT impressed.
    Wally & Sammy

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  27. OMG, that is not what peeps like. Mama once sprayed me with perfume and I had to roll in poop to get rid of the stench, I got water boarded too!

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  28. Oh no Lily....who knew!!

    wags
    Oreo

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  29. That was certainly one fun walk ☺

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  30. Uhoh......this is something I need to remember....I sure don't want to be subject to water-boarding so I'll be a Careful Pooper!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  31. Your talents never cease to amaze us!! BOL!! Bet your mom wasn't smiling though...

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  32. Funniest blog post title ever!
    Mum knows exactly what you mean, Elliot always insists on scratching with his back legs afterwards and it's who can move fastest.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  33. BOL! My sister Stanzie used to do that. Sometimes she would wait until dad bent over to bag it up....you're lucky it was just the leg!

    Wyatt

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  34. Oh dear BOL! My Mom may have said some HBO words ;)

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