Monday, June 29, 2015

Am I A Senior?

Mother said I am turning gray.
I will be 8 in October.
Should I apply for AARP?
Mother must be a senior.
She uses shoe polish on her head to cover
her gray hairs and pretends they don't exist.
Crazy I tell ya
Edward (& Lily)

39 comments:

  1. Oh my momma used that shoe polish too... but for yellow shoes... who in da world wears yellow shoes? maybe a clown?
    easy rider

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  2. No not senior, you look handsome and distinguished wiv you grey furs Edward
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Embrace it, JE! I'll be 8 in October too. We should just have a big blowout pawty and enjoy our approaching senior-hood!

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  4. Embrace it, JE! I'll be 8 in October too. We should just have a big blowout pawty and enjoy our approaching senior-hood!

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  5. Mom says every grey hair is the sign of an intelligent thought - we must be Einsteins !

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  6. Hi Edward, as long as you're healthy and happy, age is irrelevant.

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  7. MOTHER IS JUST JEALOUS AT HOW LOVELY YOUR GRAYS ARE BLENDED IN SO NICE WITH YOUR BLACK. IT IS LIKE NATURAL FROSTING.
    HEY I'M A SENIOR AND I LOVE IT
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  8. My 8 year old has some gray too. And he's definitely NOT old!

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  9. Edward, we always think the grays in your furs will just make you look even more handsome and distinguished. Forget the shoe polish - it STINKS - and we all know what STINK means - shower/bath time:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  10. Earl is 5 and has some grey. Ethel is 1 and has some grey on her tail. Neither of them are anywhere near old, so you'll be fine.

    sumskersandearlskers13.blogspot.com

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  11. Age is just a number. I say, no you are not a senior!

    P.S.: My assistant used shoe polish as well.

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  12. Moms seem to love to cover up their greys and ignore the obvious!!

    ~Higgins

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  13. We didn't realise you were as old as that Edward - you have fooled us all this time thinking you are half your age :)
    Dip and Elliot x

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  14. Sadly, I have some of those gray hairs that I try to cover up too. It works well until my hair grows out.

    I wouldn't have guessed you were going on 8 years old. My boys will be 8 in Sept., I think. Chico is getting gray, but Shiver isn't showing his age at all.

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  15. Don't be silly Edward.... you are NOT a SENIOR.... YOU are a FRENCH BULLDOG.

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  16. mum says its distinguished on a boy doggy,xx Speedy

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  17. You are just turning a beautiful shade of silver like the silver Poodles on our blog.

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  18. You are only as old as you feel.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  19. Oops, Parental Unit spit out her tea over that one! No matter her sad financial status, she manages to cover those grays...she claims they're too depressing to look at! But you look handsome and "distinguished", Edward:-)

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  20. I'm only 3 1/2 and already have some grey furs. I don't know what dat means.
    Wags,
    Ranger
    Pees...... Here's a question for Mother: Do all franchise shed little tiny furs all da time? Everytime my Mom visits Messi in NYC she comes back with little furs all over her pants. Is dat a way to reduce the shedding (wiff diet)?

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  21. Hi Edward, I think you look very distinguished and like royalty-you are aren't you! I understand your mom not liking the gray, but she will look beautiful whatever way her hair is.
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  22. I'm just turned 8 and I'll tell you. You can't even feel it :)

    Wags from Laika (& Vaks)

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  23. We think you look very handsome!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel

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  24. The vets say we're seniors at 7 but what do they know! We say be youngsters forever!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  25. Edward perhaps if you don't like the gray hairs you could use the tweezers but then again after time you could find yourself bald. Just go with the flow and say your Fifty Shades of Gray.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  26. Dere are nuffin wrong wif white hairs, I's had em furever.

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  27. Oh no Edward gray hair is very distinguished (i.e. George Clooney) us girls love it! On you though my mom's like yours she puts goop on it to make it go away. Love Dolly

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  28. Bahaha! I don't recommend you using shoe polish. Accidentally licking that stuff off would not be pleasant at all.

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  29. Cody and I are 8 too and Mom says we are seniors :(

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  30. Its okay to have gray furs,,,, its just kissys from your mom,,,,
    love
    tweedles

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  31. Mom gave up coloring her hair when she turned 50. She's not quite a senior but she and I both have a lot of gray hair!

    Roxy

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  32. Don't let her put the shoe polish on you!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  33. You have a fab profile Edward....."Senior" ?? Well, I know about that - I'm going to be 16 my next birthday....you're just a youngster! As for joining AARP, for a doggy shouldn't that be AARFF AARFF??????

    Hugs, Sammy

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  34. My vet says I'm technically a senior dog, but I'm not buying it. My mom, she is a true senior as she is so much older than eight! She puts the funny stuff in her hair too. I think one is only as old as they feel, and I feel pretty young still. So, no...you are not a senior!

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