Friday, November 4, 2011

Vladae the Dog Trainer

Friends,
its me Lily....
see this adorable face?
Well...mom hired
The Russian Dog Wizard
to train me.....me!

Just because I broke an "up to 40 lbs" Flexi-Leash...ran in a parking lot filled with moving cars..
gave mom something called a heart attack....
and I scream at old dogs and motorcycles......
He was here in my house.
He is hilarious, nutty and totally good at what he does.
This here is him relaxing me.
It worked...
he gave mom tools and techniques to follow and trianed her well..
When he walked me, I listened to every command like I was a champ!
So wish me luck, BOL
Benny & Lily
paw prints by Two French Bulldogs at 6:11:00 AM
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38 comments:

  1. jenNovember 4, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    Good luck with the trainer Lily! They have to teach you to be safe so you don't give mom any more heart attacks!

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  2. HH and The BoysNovember 4, 2011 at 6:38 AM

    Lily... we know you can do this. We sure don't want you to get smushed by a car or something and we don't want any more hearts attacking your mom. Glad you are getting some good instruction. Good Luck, pal. Listen carefully.

    pawhugs, Max

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  3. JillNovember 4, 2011 at 7:10 AM

    Good luck Lily. You are a good girl to go through training. I am glad your mom is not going to be worried anymore.

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  4. WilmaNovember 4, 2011 at 7:16 AM

    Hi Lily girl,
    Vlade looks cute? I hope you get to see him again. In the meantime, do your homework!

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  5. Frankie Furter and ErnieNovember 4, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    LILY..... you could have been KILLED!!!

    NOW... I am sure you ENJOYED your time with your PAWsonal TRAINER. BUTT the real problem was the FLEXI LEASH.

    My Mom is N O T a fan of those thingys AT ALL. Trust me Girrrrrlfurend... YOU are NOT the only one to have "broken" one of them... NOT good thingys... I'm just sayin..
    No more scaring your mom... and US like that!
    OKAY???

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  6. The ThugletsNovember 4, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    Lily make sure you stay safe!

    We don't have flexi leads.. our hoomans don't like them as they know of too many people who have had them break!

    Have a great weekend

    Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

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  7. animal lover, quilt loverNovember 4, 2011 at 8:48 AM

    Yes yes yes ---- Training is a very good thing.
    That guy will have you doing all kinds of wonderful things!!!! Good for Mom!!!
    xx, Happy & Fern

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  8. AnonymousNovember 4, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    Lily, have you ever had a trainer before? I had a trainer when I was a lil pup. I think we need to put Hannah through bootcamp and skip the trainer. She is nutso.

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  9. NoodlesNovember 4, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    Oh Lily,
    I am so stressed FOR YOU!!! Was your trainer tough like Dolvett on Biggest Loser????? Or more warm and fuzzy like Bob?
    Love Noodles

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  10. SteweyNovember 4, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    You can do it, Lily!
    Stewey

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  11. RykerNovember 4, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    That looks like fun. But you best pay attention or mom may have to call in the Dog Whisperer next. Just saying....

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  12. MarjieNovember 4, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Your momma's right to worry about your safety. Don't worry, Lily, she's not being mean, she just loves you! And she got you some extra attention to prove it!

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  13. CorbinNovember 4, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    Ohhhh, I had a guy that trains like him come to my house last year. I really liked him and he taught mom and dad a lot of stuff so I was able to relax a lot more. Life is so much better! Trust me, it might be a lot of work at first, but it becomes habit and life will be much better!
    -Corbin

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  14. trumpNovember 4, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Ive been told that i still need some training,lol. Richard

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  15. AnonymousNovember 4, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Oh, dear. You gaves your mom a heart attack??? Well, I think there are WAY better pressies to gives her than a heart attack. Just sayin'.

    Have fun with your trainer. I luvs to learn new stuffs and it's made me a happier doggie all around. Good luck!

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

    PeeS. Please to tell your mom Happy One-Day-After-Her-Birthday for me!!

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  16. houndstoothNovember 4, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Good luck to you, Lily! Mom won't walk us on those Flexi-leads, but anytime you're breaking leash, well, you're putting yourself in danger! I hope you listen really close to all his lessons and learn to be a little more calm in those stressful situations!

    Bunny

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  17. DukeNovember 4, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Breaking your flexi is definitely heart attack material, Lily! YIKES!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  18. BocciNovember 4, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    How cool! Please keep us updated on your training-PU could use those techniques, I bet...

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  19. dwNovember 4, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    Oh my, Lily, running around in a parking lot with moving pieces of metal isn't a good thing! I can see why that would give your momma a heart attack! Hope the trainer helps things out so you stay a safe little Frenchie!

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  20. Jans Funny FarmNovember 4, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    Lily, you are funny. We like your attitude - listen to commands like you are in charge. Sounds like Buddy.

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  21. To Dog With LoveNovember 4, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    ohhh, Good luck Lily. You look so much more relaxed!
    Your pals,
    Diane and Cosmo

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  22. Peggy FrezonNovember 4, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    Does he relax peoples too?

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  23. BowieNovember 4, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    wow! Vladae as your trainer! Did he use the Pet Convincer on you Lily? My mom is pretty interested in that, wondering if it'd work on me cos' I (almost) never listen to her BOL...so pls post about the Pet Convincer tool if Vladae uses on you ok?

    \(^_^)/
    Bowie

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  24. The Adventures of the LLB GangNovember 4, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Good Luck Lily....and ummmm....Good Luck to your Mama too!!

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey and Bilbo

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  25. KBNovember 4, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Oh Lily! I'm so glad that you're OK. You're a very strong French Bulldog! It looks like your training is fun... Keep that guy massaging you, and you'll be a very happy dog!

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  26. Tweedles -- that's meNovember 4, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Hi Lily
    The Russian Dog Wizzard, just might have some magical tricks up his sleeve!
    That massaging looks so soothing!
    I hope all that magic helps you and your momma too,
    love
    tweedles

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  27. UnknownNovember 4, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    Lily,
    this Russian guy sounds KOOOL!Glad he has trained your Mummy well.Hopefully she won't have any more heart attacks.
    Sorry we missed her bday. Please do give her some HUGE licks and Hugs from us...belated Happy Bday.

    Wags, Gin, Bud n Shadow

    pee ess: Did u catch any moving car,old dogs or motorcycles?Don't worry about the leash. Must have been a manufacturing defect. Not at all your fault.

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  28. Ina in AlaskaNovember 4, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    Lily! No broken leashes OR running away from your mom in parking lots!!!

    And use your indoor voice please :)

    Glad your trainer is helping.

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  29. Bella Roxy & MacduiNovember 4, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    You Lily???!!! We never would have believed it.

    That relaxation technique looks good.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  30. HankNovember 5, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Lily, you are so sweet and precious, I don't believe you would EVER do anything naughty. (Personally, I think your mommy was hallucinating during her heart attack.)

    XOXO

    Sarah

    PS "Old dogs and motorcycles" - LOL!

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  31. DexterNovember 5, 2011 at 4:36 AM

    First, happy belated birthday to your mom.
    Now, about that training stuff. I say if you get a massage and some noms in return for listening to your mom now and then it is a deal well struck.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  32. DebNovember 5, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    so happy all turned out well....glad your listening to the trainer...Mom doesn't need a heart attack...

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  33. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenNovember 5, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    hope you continue to do well! You know, dogs are like kids. Good for strangers but misbehave with their parents!!!

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  34. Bailey Be Good!November 5, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Wowserz!! He comes to your HOUSE?! What service! My mommy says, "Poor mommy!" Hope you study! :)

    Woofs & hugs, <3

    ~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

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  35. BrendaNovember 6, 2011 at 5:54 AM

    YIKES! I could feel that heart attack myself, and I wasn't even there. Whew... Glad the trainer has been so helpful! Would you ask your mom to mail him over here? Lady needs him to relax her!

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  36. TuckerNovember 7, 2011 at 5:25 AM

    Hmm... you could get a stronger flexi... BOL.

    I barks at children sometimes cause they are scary. I don't run up to them though, I run away from them.

    woof - Tucker

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  37. Kristin G.November 10, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Oh gosh!!! That sounds like scary stuff, running through cars and stuff in not good. I'm glad you're all trained up now. Your mom wants to keep you safe, silly head.

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  38. MadameMoiselleNovember 12, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    Im sure the leash is faulty.. It has nothing to do with you behaviour.. Anyway, good reason to have a shrink around once in a while..

    Hopefully he gave some nice massage to "calm" you down too..

    licks
    Zelle

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